When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in
0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to chuck,”excuse me sir, but
you cant score zero on a hole”. Chuck Norris turned towards the man and
said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body
and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting
roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him
in the face anyways.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”
Chuck Norris’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it
wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and
to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
Chuvk Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing
around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his
own head.
I would tell you where I got these, but it's not a good website. lol. google them.
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